CHANGING A LIGHT BULB THE CHRISTIAN WAY
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
Charismatic: Only 1
Hands already in the air.
Pentecostal: 10
One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None
Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None
Candles only.
Baptists: At least 15.
One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the
change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.
Episcopalians: 3
One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk
about how much better the old one was.
Mormons: 5
One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Unitarians:
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the
need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found
that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a
poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next
Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb
traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and
tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Methodists: Undetermined
Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved.
You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church wide
lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a
covered dish.
Nazarene: 6
One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting
policy.
Lutherans: None
Lutherans don't believe in change.
Amish:
What's a light bulb?
Stay tuned or check the LOG.
Let me know if you'd like anything posted here. Ken W.
This page was last revised on Monday, January 27, 2003 at 8:06 PM by the Web Guy.
Copyright 2004 - Anchorage Unitarian Universalist Fellowship.
Copyright 2004 - Anchorage Unitarian Universalist Fellowship.
